"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Just one hot chick."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You make me egg-static."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"There's no bunny like you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"What an egg-citing day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You can't beat me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Having a good hare day."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."