You're the ruler of my heart.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
We make a great pear
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I think you’re dandelion.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I’m fondue you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I love you meow and forever.
My love for you simply radiates.
I fence-y you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I loaf you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I sulfur when you argon.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.