“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Snow on and snow forth.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Up to snow good.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
As it snow happens.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’ll never fir-get.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
The snuggle is real.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Icy what you did there.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Best in snow.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I only have ice for you.
Time to spruce things up.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
You’re my soul Santa.
You snow the drill.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Treat yo'elf.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
This is snow laughing matter!
Make it rein.
Best in snow.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
She has high elf-esteem.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I told you snow.