What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.