Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I fence-y you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I think I found my perfect match
I loaf you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I love you meow and forever.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I love you dairy much.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I find you very a-peeling.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I wood never leaf you.
I sulfur when you argon.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.