What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.