Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.