Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!