What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!