Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.