During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.