What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.