What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.