I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.