Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.