Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.