I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!