Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You are my density!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.