If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Your lab or my lab?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
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