Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You are the object of my preposition.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Your lab or my lab?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
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