I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Your lab or my lab?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You are the object of my preposition.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You are my density!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I can turn your software into hardware.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
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