You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You are the object of my preposition.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
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