I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
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