Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You are the object of my preposition.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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