I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I could never Passover you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Your treat or mine?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head