If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Your treat or mine?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You're a good egg.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
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