You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Your treat or mine?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Baby, you're a firework.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
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