I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.