So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I could never Passover you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Your treat or mine?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, you're a firework.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏