Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

How to pick someone up with a knock knock joke...

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to give you a kiss.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Knock knock!

Who's there?
Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
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