Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
You are my density!
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.