I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
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