Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Your lab or my lab?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
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