My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
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