I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.