You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?