Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You are the object of my preposition.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.