Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you like free samples?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I be your next varietal?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
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