Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you like free samples?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
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