A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I be your next varietal?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you like free samples?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.