Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
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