Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you like free samples?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
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