Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you like free samples?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I be your next varietal?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
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