I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Do you like free samples?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I be your next varietal?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?