The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Can I be your next varietal?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
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