I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Funny meat-ing you here.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I be your next varietal?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.