Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
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