What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I be your next varietal?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you like free samples?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
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