Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You are my density!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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