Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Your lab or my lab?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
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