I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Your name is insert name here?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
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