If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Your lab or my lab?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
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