Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Your lab or my lab?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I can turn your software into hardware.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Your name is insert name here?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You are the object of my preposition.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
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