I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Your name is insert name here?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Your lab or my lab?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
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