If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You’re more special than relativity.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.