You are the object of my preposition.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!