If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You have one compact set.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Baby, you rock my world!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I less than three you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You are one well-defined function!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
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