Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
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