Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You have one compact set.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
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