Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You have one compact set.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I less than three you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
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