The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You're hotter than a data center!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
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