Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Baby, you rock my world!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are one well-defined function!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
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