Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You are the square to my root.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Baby, you rock my world!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
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