You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I think my heart just lagged.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You're hotter than a data center!
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
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