If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Baby, you rock my world!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You are the square to my root.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I less than three you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
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