You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I think my heart just lagged.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.