Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
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