You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are the square to my root.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I less than three you.