Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
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