Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Skiing is believing!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
That was thaw-some!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
It’s a winterful day!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I only have ice for you!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
After all is sled and done.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The weather outside is snow joke.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.