The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Don't even chai.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.