What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I beacha miss summer already!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Water you doing, my friend?