Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
After all is sled and done.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Can I Alp you?
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Whatever coats your boat.
It’s a winterful day!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Skiing is believing!