Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
It’s a winterful day!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Can I Alp you?
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It was mitten in the stars.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I only have ice for you!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.