I think I found my perfect match
I love you meow and forever.
I “lub” you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I whale always love you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I dig you a hole lot.
You have a pizza my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We make a great pear
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I love you dairy much.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Yoda one for me!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You’re as sweet as Pi.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.