When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I love you dairy much.
You’re the queen of my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I think I found my perfect match
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
We make a great pear
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You're the ruler of my heart.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I dig you a hole lot.
Yoda one for me!
I whale always love you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.