I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.