Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.