After all is sled and done.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
I’m browsing the winter-net.