What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
That’s a-may-zing!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
The weather outside is snow joke.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Can I Alp you?
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Water you doing, my friend?
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.