This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Don't even chai.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Icy what you did there!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
I beacha miss summer already!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.