What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
​Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?