Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.