He’s an elf-made man.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You’re my soul Santa.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Don’t be elfish.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Snow on and snow forth.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I have the final sleigh.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Sip, sip, horray!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Your presents is requested.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I’ll never fir-get.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I'm fondue you, it's true
How rude-olf of you.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I can heartly wait to see you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Make it rein.
Sleigh, what?!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I'm snow bored.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
We make a great pear