Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Rebel without a Claus.
"There's no bunny like you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Believe in your elf.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
My love for you simply radiates.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Yoda one for me!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I’m elf-taught.
I only have ice for you.
I “lub” you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Who needs luck? I have charm.
He’s an elf-made man.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I love you dairy much.
It's ice to meet you.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Beer-lieve it or not!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Love at frost sight!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"I've found some bunny to love."