"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
We like to paddy.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Yoda one for me!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Icy what you did there.
You snow the drill.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Time to spruce things up.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You're acute Valentine.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Sips getting real.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
My love for you simply radiates.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"There's no bunny like you."
You're so clover!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Who’s your paddy?
Get clover it, babe.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Dublin’ the fun.
"Just one hot chick."
I wood never leaf you.
That look soots you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.