Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
His heart wasn’t in it.
I aorta tell my wife how much I love her.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
Two blood cells can meet and fall in love with each other, but it is all in vein.