Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I like you a latte.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I'm acorn-y person.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.