This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don't even chai.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I'm acorn-y person.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
I like you a latte.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'