Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You're a real good egg."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"That's all, yolks."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Having a good hare day."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Happy eggster."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Just one hot chick."
"Some bunny loves you."
"For peep's sake."
"You crack me up."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Eggs love you."
"You can't beat me."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"What an egg-citing day."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"There's no bunny like you."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."