"Just don't carrot all."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Having a good hare day."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You can't beat me."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"No eggs-cuses."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Just one hot chick."
"You crack me up."
"For peep's sake."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!