If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.