What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.